“It was a dark and stormy night.”
…is a line that no writer should ever, ever use. Want to hear the musical equivalent?
Skip to 3:03-3:08.
I love ya Nelly, but no. Just no. This isn’t her first offence either. The first 2 seconds of this one:
Musicians, if you put this kind of studio banter in your songs I will find out where you live and pee in your shoes.