“It was a dark and stormy night.”

…is a line that no writer should ever, ever use. Want to hear the musical equivalent?

Skip to 3:03-3:08.

I love ya Nelly, but no. Just no. This isn’t her first offence either. The first 2 seconds of this one:

Musicians, if you put this kind of studio banter in your songs I will find out where you live and pee in your shoes.

KW